The Bangor Daily News<\/em> on Tuesday profiled<\/a> Shawn and Sara Good, a married couple who recently moved to Bangor from Austin, Texas.<\/p>\n The Goods decided to relocate because, among other reasons, Austin wasn\u2019t liberal enough and \u201cnobody was doing anything<\/a> to address\u201d climate change.<\/strong><\/p>\n Less than two months after moving into their new house, Sara woke up to find multiple deposits of human feces on the front porch. The vagrant perpetrator had apparently relieved himself after sleeping on a pile of outdoor furniture cushions.<\/p>\n The couple reacted normally at first. They were \u201cimmediately horrified and didn\u2019t enjoy cleaning up the mess,\u201d the Daily News<\/em> reported.<\/p>\n But they have since come to appreciate how fortunate they are to live in a leftist enclave<\/a> that is more concerned with so-called climate change<\/a> than with cracking down on public disorder.<\/p>\n This isn\u2019t the Babylon Bee\u2026 A couple says they fled Texas to move to Bangor, Maine because of \u201cclimate change\u201d only to wake up to discover someone took a dump on their porch.<\/p>\n The lede of this story is WILD. pic.twitter.com\/Q7mHTsE0DW<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) May 12, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n \u201cWhen looking at global news, I\u2019m so lucky that the big event I experienced recently was someone sleeping on my porch,\u201d Sara said.<\/p>\n The Daily News<\/em> described the Goods as part of a \u201cgrowing trend\u201d of \u201cclimate migrants<\/a>\u201d who cite climate change as a factor in their decision<\/a> to move. <\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cWe see it more as fleeing Texas rather than leaving,\u201d Sara said. \u201cWe haven\u2019t been here for very long, but we\u2019re really happy with it.\u201d<\/p>\n The couple was also eager to be \u201csurrounded by people who more closely aligned with their political and social beliefs,\u201d which are not specified in the article but are almost certainly left-wing.<\/p>\n Maine is among the top destinations for this cohort, according to the state\u2019s Department of Administrative and Financial Services.<\/strong><\/p>\n This particular demographic\u2014toxically empathetic liberals suffering from mental illness<\/a>\u2014could play a role in helping Platner, a trust-fund leftist with a Nazi tattoo, defeat incumbent Sen. Susan Collins (R., Maine) in the general election.<\/p>\n Read rest at Free Beacon<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p><\/div>\n![\"bangor](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/climatechangedispatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/bangor-daily-HL.jpg?ssl=1\")
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Graham Platner\u2019s Maine could soon become a popular destination for obnoxious liberals fleeing red states due to \u201cclimate anxiety.\u201d [some emphasis, links added]<\/p>\n\n